Who’s looking forward to trying the new tequila?🍸

Ah yes, the Cotswolds, known for it’s legendary tequila

Got fresh coffee? We do.

Hope you sell it in a larger bottle 🫣

May I suggest. The Diddly Squat gets at least two more customer service on the phones. Mainly to back up those now somewhat squiffy. 🤔

Is it... uhm... safe..?

Me. Mail me one please

Harvested by hand from the legendary great agave Plains of England.... Traditionally distilled with a old English family's recipe.... Jeremy what are you playing at? Let me know if you want to do a tropical Thai gin to go with your traditional English lineup.

You suppose to be a farm. You should help the other farmers out. Give them the money you just shit into a bottle.

:)

I brew own.