“Why are people leaving our Protestant Churches??”

Couldn’t he at least have made it a cooler roller coaster?

Pastor Randy is going to have to step it up.

"that aint nuthin ha-haaa...we got full sahzed state o the art SuperSaved Coaster on our Campus, charch is kewl A F!!!!!!!!"-Pastor Randy

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the worst part is they grifted tens of thousands of tithes to buy a janky chinese roller coaster for this service

That’s a lame ass coaster. If my church coaster isn’t at least 250 feet tall reaching crazy speeds then is it really a church?

Yo Jay I think you should leverage tik tok again. You already beat the X Spaces no one wants to debate you on here anymore. There’s a lot of unknown territory to conquer on tik tok tho. You could debate allegedly.ian, deconstruction zone, Dr Blitz. They claim you’re low tier.

Because they allowed themselves to b watered down and tolerant … not truth based but topically popular

Circus carnival church.

Could you imagine sitting with those people watching this, hell is real

If it was for the children on Easter... I would be like okay But This is just moronic!