Why China doesn’t go to the World Cup 🤣

That’s why:

Maybe this movie was actually based on a true story 🤣

对中国男足国家队来说，我觉得方案三才是最保险的，前两个都不安全。

1.5 billion Chinese no world cup for them,Croatia less than 4 million 3 times semi-finalists one final in 30 years

任何长了两只脚的生物，都可以赢中国足球队，包括企鹅

Show the real footage

They haven't learned how to fake soccer players )))

I've seen 6 years old kids play better in Italy

😂

Instead they’re kicking our butt in AI. Not sure which one I’d rather win

WTAF 🤣🤣

Chinese worst nightmare is pele kick. Lol

My mom said they're kicking butt in youth soccer these days so maybe give it 10 years 😂

They lied to us about Shaolin soccer 🫪 They can't even do a proper bicycle kick

That keeper who was drinking water is killing me. 🤣🤣🤣 Man was having his personal hydration break when the match was on. What a legend.

哈哈，无法反驳，来中文世界看看，我们是怎么嘲讽我们的足球队的

China is not good at team sports. It’s all about personal achievements. The West thinking that Asians are collective doesn’t know jack

China will never be any good at football. Good footballers grow up playing football all day long, they don’t really study. The Chinese children, focused on their studies and spending only a little time playing football, will never become good footballers.

when China is ready you'll know. shit is going to be so coordinated and well practiced you'll be shocked 😅

不好，竟然被你知道了我们的国家机密

A Chinese friend told me that Chinese soccer is so corrupt. Even more than the US. They only give youth roster spots to kids that buy them. They don’t care about grooming young talent, only those that can afford it. How many of those kids are actually talented at the game…

You could have slipped a few USMNT clips in there and I wouldn't have blinked twice.

All credit to @Bluebearmonkey who created this.

@fedurante Isso a China não quer que você veja! Dito isso: vai, Vascão!

The last time they qualified was ‘02 and put up quite the stinker

i remember when north korean got stomped out and they locked them up for hours once they got back 😩

Because they have not sent 11 good players to Wuropean leagues like Africans did

你骂中国任何事情都会有人反驳，唯独你骂中国足球所有人都会和你一起骂

我们很想解散国足的，这帮蠢货纯粹浪费粮食

Seriously, 🇨🇳 would be the most hilarious team if they're gonna play, they can't take it seriously with football, except making money, building robots & military.

The Japanese didn't know how to play soccer until Zico taught them, so it's all a process...

you either choose to dominate in brain or athletics..china chose the one that would make them stronger than other countries

Don't underestimate Chinese they will bring up some best athletes from South America and Europe breed their and produced back to back golds