Why did they try to make Jesus dull?

I am so fucking sick of Russell Brand. Bone-tired of his whiny, sing-song faux-Cockney affectation—that verbal sleight-of-hand where he vomits a thesaurus to make himself sound profound when he's saying absolutely nothing. It's not intelligence. It's a smoke screen. He weaponizes vocabulary to make you feel small so you don't notice the emptiness behind the curtain. And now? Now he's found Jesus. How utterly fucking convenient. The man is facing seven sexual offence charges—three counts of rape, three of sexual assault, and one of indecent assault, involving six women, with alleged incidents spanning from 1999 to 2009. His trial is set to begin in October. And suddenly he's clutching a Bible like a cheap security blanket. He's admitted he thinks about prison "every day" and says he'd face it "with God" if convicted. This isn't a spiritual awakening, you sanctimonious fraud. This is a PR emergency. This is a man terrified of the cage waiting for him, so he's cosplaying redemption in the most transparent, cynical rebrand I have ever witnessed. A snake in a cassock is still a snake. He sold us tantric nonsense. Then political conspiracy. Now Bible-thumping piety. Whatever keeps the cameras rolling and the spotlight on his bloated ego. But here's the truth no accent can obscure and no vocabulary can bury: he is desperately trying to outrun his own history. He's using God as a get-out-of-jail-free card while praying we're all too dazzled by his verbosity to notice the victims he's trying to silence. We see you, Russell. That cross you're clutching isn't salvation—it's a shield. You aren't a prophet. You aren't a reformer. You're a fading hedonist facing a decade in prison, and all the King James verses in the world won't un-ring that bell. Stop performing. Stop preaching. Start answering for what you've done. #RussellBrand #Rapist #FakeChristian #CosplayChristian #PrisonBound #WeSeeYou #Accountability #SnakeOilSalesman #ThesaurusTosser

Fantastic observation! And it’s not just in England where they try to make Jesus and Christianity dull They vandalize Jesus, figuratively chiseling off His nose, so we don’t receive His spirit It’s the same thing scholars do to Shakespeare, a truly devout Christian

Why did you suddenly turn to promoting Christianity just as the rape and sexual assault allegations came out?

They've tried to make Christianity "Judeo," which is actually SATANISM.

Christianity needs more Russell Brands and Charlie Kirks bad

oh look, Russel discovered something people already knew then talks about it as people have no idea what any of that is

Because they didn’t want people to know he was the strongest most courageous living man to walk on earth.

God picked you to use that illuminating vocabulary to preach. Don’t listen to the haters. Keep inspiring and those who need to hear, will hear you. God bless.

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Get your testimony straight wanker

@rustyrockets they have no clue with Heaven, Guides and everything pertaining to spiritual wars . It’s divine judgement for those who don’t have Jesus in their heart and continue to choose the wrong team .

Hello @rustyrockets I Love you God bless you. I do think that they Make Jesus Christ Dull And Make the Incredible story of his Love For Us and The Passion Boring Is Because He is the Way the truth the Life The system doesn't want us To Know The way the truth the Life

Show Candy Some Respect!

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Bring back Trews News !

Lots of Love to You, R J

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It was my new American Standard. Or International either one... Read the 2 x 2 thing. But make sure you don't assume. Read it really really slow and see if you catch something else first said, instead? EnJoy!

Before talking about religion, you need to be a good Christian and start doing time back in England where you raped those women.

Because is jealous.

@rusty during the crusades were you aware that torture was going on and again, as torture was going on, then that is not Christianity

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Jesus has long been described as a carpenter. Given the environment of the region, I believe he was a stone mason.

Real Christ followersa follow @klpprsn

What the actual mother of fuck are you even talking about mate. Can’t tell if you’re trying to preach, if you’re trying to do stand up or you’re back on drugs

Omg you put a shirt on.

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Follow me back we think alike @rustyrockets

WHAT the fuck are you asking Russell, THINK

The old testament is great! in the first 20 pages, Noah curses Caanans entire bloodline because Ham saw his dick! And "Lots" daughters get him drink and have sex with their own father! It's better than any soap opera.

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Russell let me remind yourself and others who were being religiously treated as outcasts, as those of ancestors who left because of religious persecution, by that of the very church you address

Please do not use 'they' when referring to the Whites.