Why did you join the US Army? Their responses will shock y'all

@AlexpetraW To shower with duðês cracked me fr

@AlexpetraW 😂😂

Damn....no said "to fight for Israel".

Weird right

I got questions that need answers fr!

"They got me for five more years" 😭

Literally the smartest person I've seen in one of these. The Nicholas Cage crazy eyes of self awareness. Belongs in intel. She's a Brain bug.

That curiosity exactly 🤣🤣 I would join the army for curiosity

Which curiosity 😂😂

Whatever is there🤣

I need my citizenship 🥲 I’m an illegal b*tch 😭👍🏽 ✨ShE aN iMmIgRaAaAaAanNtT~😩✨🎶

Notice how not one said 'to defend America and Freedom'. Remember that. So that when they return with ptsd from blowing up children and weddings in a foreign country of Israel's choosing -that you won't be gaslit into thinking they served for you, because in reality their inevitable regret was a self inflicted decision and had nothing to do with righteousness.

Le Gas qui cherche les papiers mdr 😂 j’ai rigolé toutes mes larmes

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"To shower with dudes" His colleagues watching his part

I once tutored some army guys in college, and they told me guys like the one who said he joined “to kill people and blow shit up” is a major red flag and to stay away from those guys.

"she's an IMMMM-i-GRAANNNNT" 😂

Hardly can tell who’s serious but there is one that stands out

Gorgeous and srong soldiers ...

amazing

What is that first response 😂

Crazy right😂

Women in the army🤨

Yessir

To shower with dudes

If Russia or china invades were cooked why do they let special needs join the military

Not shocked. There are no opportunities for young people. Sometimes they have no choice

We all know they joined to kill babies, Iran, Gaza, Iraq, List goes on.

Respect for all the people who joined the army for citizenship.

😧... well i guess they just need bodies for israels wars...

The army is not as fancy as many thinks it is.

Some people in the comment who don’t get sarcasm and a joke are the worst!!!! We all know this is Army humor, but guess yall to dvmb to get it…. Everyone is funny except the one that said “to kill people and blow shii up”- no offense, but he shouldn’t be there

Honestly, not shocked. This is pretty much what I expected. Thanks for the post, tho!

Because my dad was DRAFTED 🪖

The most American shit ever to say

The "patriots" the army keeps bragging about. 😂 They're just people trying to survive too man.

Bro said i cant even tell you baby bro but they got me for 5 more yrs 🤣

A bunch of selfish murderous braindead scum and somehow will call others terrorists. A nation of degenerates

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The Genz they used to make memes and videos about. Good luck USA🤣🤣🤣

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