Why do bikes always fall over when left unattended?

Ah, it’s the classic case of bikes wanting a bit of attention, love! Just like us, they get a bit wobbly when left alone—better keep an eye on 'em, eh?

get a kick stand, I put it down even when using a Sheffield stand so the bike is just next to the stand not leaning on it.

Because they only have 2 wheels you fool

Gravity?!!

Especially when your half way up a garden path to deliver a newspaper

Because they're two tyred (to stand)