Why do they always look and sound like this?

They ALL look like this

They do that to signal other poisonous creatures, and to warn others of their imminent triggering.

How do you raise a child to turn out like that? I blame the parents.

I would expect nothing less from the University of Spoiled Children

what disgusting abominations.

Can’t even tell if ‘ it’s ‘ a boy or a girl …. 🤦🏼‍♀️