Why do they climb everywhere?

She's in season?

Yep, why? 🤔

An Uber Eats driver was assaulted, robbed, and carjacked while delivering an order.😶

Why do they climb everywhere? Easy! They're hunting for bananas!!

Why do they do anything

It's in their monkey genes....

When all you are is a monkey, everything looks like a jungle gym.

An instinctive urge to climb to the treetops.

It's what the species likes..

They possess up to 15% simian DNA - it's been proven. That explains the violence and lack of remorse. Once you accept this fact, it all makes sense -

There were no signs telling her that walking down the aisle is the most efficient way to reach her seat. It’s not her fault. It is the airline’s fault. And the Wright brothers. She should seek reparations.

You know why.

Since we have segregated schools and proms again, can we have segregated transportation, too? I’m sorry to say this, but I would pay for segregated flights. I would gladly pay extra to not have this happen on my flight. I would pay extra as well if I didn’t have to sit next to a grotesquely fat person or a stinky, curry-eating turd burglar.

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It's called chimping out for a reason

Two billion years of evolution and they are still stuck in stage one

Because all the seating is bolted down and can't be thrown.

According to the theory of evolution humans evolved from apes which would provide your answer