Why does the English dub sound like

Sorry but this is better

EN VO has no range. I've heard Japanese women, who sound the exact same, still be different enough to be distinguishable. I've heard ONE Japanese woman switch up her act so much, that you can't tell that two entirely polar opposite characters are played by the same VA, etc.

I missed 2000s dubs

dakooters at least put some effect and energy to the voice, and its for a shitpost, the official dub it just sounds bad, its like its their first time reading the script directly into a cellphone and just send it like that

A bit closer to this

Don’t ever disrespect Dakooters like that again.

For every bad cop there's like 20 good ones heares 1 example

It sounds like an AI dub, and it surprisingly sounds a bit less natural than some videos with AI voices

Because its a dub. English voice actors dont give a shit anymore. Spike Spencer was a great eng voice actor back in the day(even if he was a sexual deviant in rl)

Is tha

Simple explanation: since most Americans only watch content in English, there are almost no experienced voice actors or dubbing directors.

real people know that show never got a Dub.

Sounds like a manga UK dub

I swear not all English dubs are horrible There's actually some recent good English dubs lately...

This is much better

I only watch dub IF people say it's a must to watch in dub, 99% of the time sub is the way to go.

That's how every dub sounds.

It is a matter of experience and culture. To voice an anime character you need to understand it plus need experience to do it.

Wtf? 😭😭😭

this sounds way better and I'm 100% serious

Oh, yea that delivery ain’t great… the fuck was the director doing?

It feels mono but I'm afraid this is better than the other.

We respect Dakooters in this house

The characters in Monogatari already are monotone and boring so this fits.

Voiced by a guy btw

There are primitive organisms out there seething about this meme because they can't leave water without dying and here's this girl complaining about her privilege to do so

Because English dubs suck and are only good for retarded people who can't read past a 1st grade level.

English dubs are almost always horrible