Why does this genuinely look efficient

hes skipping

I have never seen a Chinese person ever do this. Ever.

This is called skipping we used to be masters in middle school

Kind of prefer my shoes last longer than a week

That's a gallup

You're gone if there is a mix-up in your brain and leg movement sequence.

pretty sure this is what we were doing when we were orangutangs

Aha

You are just right!

Looks quite promising!