why does this happen to me all the time 😔

Because it’s not normal to have an ass that size. You must be smuggling something.

Because last month's shit is still stuck in your fat ass?

well maybe their checking to see if that ass is fake or real

Same thing happens with a big bulge on the front too.

I think they think you have something in your pockets

You’re different

She's a wide fuck.

Que es lo que lleva en ese pantalón miss

Yes, it looks that you are hiding something.

She's built like a female Roblox character

What

You are fat. It happens to me bc i look like derrick vineyard. At least you don't get pulled aside and tested for gunpowder/explosives every time on cue. It happened so many times my gf stopped getting mad.

Because you are 99%plastic

How does one grow an ass like this? Asking for a friend

All that Fix-a-Flat in your ass is confusing the detector.

Your chain is gold!

Fucking gorgeous!!!!

Потому что в такой жопе можно спрятать путинской танк Т-90

怀疑你走私羊尾油

明らかにこの知りデカおかしいでしょう？

Its unfair !!

“Too much of everything is bad” can’t even walk properly 🤦‍♂️💔

Pinche payaso de crucero 🤮

Opino que alo mejo es por los pantalones anchos

I want you to be my girlfriend ❣️

Because you have a big ass,

ngl this is literally me ong

security always picks the prettiest girl to double check like they need an excuse

What country is this?

they notice fake shit

Pendeja ridícula jaja parece globo aerostático 🤣🤣

Because you are a disgusting slob.

Oh, dat gebeurt ook wel eens bij mij. Even niet je beste dag, hè? 😔 Hopelijk gaat het snel weer beter!

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