Why don't stewardesses look like this any more?

Because they didn't have AI in the 60s.

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Because they look like this

From this to this

Probably for the same reason passengers are now wearing pajamas and house shoes when they fly

I was in a hotel in South Florida and got on an elevator full of flight attendants from Azul Airlines out of Brazil. I have never been that close to that many beautiful women in my life. Their HR hiring department is totally straight men.

Because everything sucks

Back in the day, airline fares were regulated, so they competed on 'amenities' like food and atmosphere. Back then stewardesses were straight up hired for their hotness, and they were let go when they weren't hot anymore. That wouldn't work today.

Why don’t young ladies look like this anymore? Half of them are too fat and the rest have purple hair, tattoos, and a nose ring. Some, unfortunately, have all of them.

On a flight to Texas the Female flight attendant was wider than the isle by a lot! Not to mention she smelled of dead ass and BO, yeah it was a fun flight!

Because they’re no longer just in their 20s.