Why he giving Bertha spankings like that 😭

He practicing for when I get home

I identify as a plant ☘️

Sir my name is not Bertha but I do need a spanking sometime.

Never been called Bertha before. 🥵

I would love a Bertha. 🪴

She like it 😂

He a freak mf

Nice plant! But He needs a moss pole.

He said she like it 😆

Why did I just find plant care incredibly “thexy”