Why I bought a condo at Disney World

Thanks for the help @acidchick @pharmabunker @Jackmclennan_ @chumpchungus7 @george_bangs Music = Hold Me by Luke Leavitt

Glad I stuck it out until the end

Sir, they’ve just ordered a second margarita tower

Cringe and shitlib

Did not expect this to be a sports betting ad

this is a masterpiece

Millennial Liberals love Disney Land because it’s proto-fascist escapism without them even knowing it. The streets are super clean, very safe/secure, security screening, things function/on time, peaceful demographics, and nostalgic: a yearning for the past.

Is this the guy that made “weekend as a 28 year old in Chicago” ? Because I thought it was real until he started cranking pennies

This is fucking incredible

Phew after seeing and hearing you I was so glad you didn’t say “access to children” 😬