Why I'm voting for Kamala Harris.

Men get jaded by one Russian girl and immediately dedicate their entire personality to Ukraine. Trust me, I know about Russian women. I have a support group. Getting yelled at in Russian is difficult.

Wow, you’ve really packed on the pounds! Are you preparing to hibernate when Trump wins, Mr. Tubby Spencer?

I'll be real with you chief I'm not watching an 11 minute video full of cope

Its a woman, Richard.

Supporting Ukraine is your number one priority? Is this a joke?

It’s crazy to think my high school teachers were afraid to say your name 8 years ago. Your downfall into irrelevancy will be studied

Not voting would be more respectable

This ain't it chief

We're going to deport you to Uganda. You have four days

Your number one issue is Ukraine because a Russian woman hurt you.