Why is every Hello Fresh ad this desperate?

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Seeing their logo triggers me. The memory of 5000 paper bags stuffed into my fridge still gives me nightmares. I couldn’t cook fast enough and the food just. kept. COMING!

The funny thing is they’d probably sponsor you still.

Had hello fresh. Every meal ended up being some version of ground meat, 7 limp carrots 2 cloves of garlic and a few packets of mayonnaise. Like a modern day “stone soup” fable except terrible. It everything was leaking and thawed when it arrived.

Hello Fresh: Let’s take the same meals people used to get for free on flights in the 90’s and let’s sell it back to them 1 day at a time.

Scott can I interview you on my podcast

I thought this was a legit Hello Fresh ad for second

What are the chances 🐝