Why is he like this?

Doctor going to massage Mama's tummy after the stream:

And that’s how she got pregnant again

for the record I think it's clockwise in this hemisphere and counterclockwise in the lower one.

That is called love.

Always massage clockwise.

I have to deal with the same thing with my wife Chacha. She’s like that after super spicy Korean food. I can join your club 😭

You have a man that will massage you to let you pass gas and stay. He’s definitely a keeper.

This is why we don’t eat beans

Recommended clockwise from other persons perspective counter from your own. If sensitive just the fingertips, moderate speed, too slow will make it tickle which may help with gas but in a bad way cus muscle cramps.

Bro that genuinely made me cringe

To answer Doctor's question. Clockwise first for 4 full rotations and then 4 counter clockwise.

Clockwise.

A physician through and through, though here your patient isn't having an emergency, the drama of her situation is somewhat inflated. These two together is always a gas

He’s a keeper

the best is two thumbs one to each side of the abdomen and move them in opposite motion to each other, slowly and gently till the gas passes

He has worked hard to be the tummy man LET HIM WORK HIS MAGIC

It just means he loves you chacha haha

You guys are cute.

The bed did not survive.