Why men stay friends for life. 🤣🤣🤌🏻🤌🏻

My best friend and I used to be in a sticker war. It lasted years. We would find the gayest stickers possible, and sneakily slap em on each other's trucks. Now we live states apart, and have for years, but I still do a visual lap around my truck now and then out of habit.

Real men drink Flavored coffee.

Change your number and let whoever gets your old number find out for themselves

I laughed way too hard at this

🤣🤣🤣 same!! Apparently a lot of other people thought so also. My notifications blew up

2004 when camera phones became a regular thing, a Barnes And Nobles stop (poo spot) started a war that’s been waging ever since. I took a dump that looked like a question mark and dotted. I’m talking, nice handwriting quality. As a Gen Xer, I can’t tell you how many times I took a sweet turd and was mad I couldn’t share it with the world. Well. That morning I got my first Cell with a camera at Verizon, the LG VX-6000….A light bulb went off and bam. 23 friends received a surprise.

The Texas Renaissance Festival has some campgrounds. Well mix camping and a lawless party and the portapottie's turn foul fast. So to combat this unholy situation... my sister slaps an out of order sign on 1 potty at the beginning of the weekend, then fills it with a big pack of charmin, nice hand towels, and febreeze. A handful of people figure it out, enjoy the nice setup but do respect it. Our spot stays nice till we leave.

HMMMM doesnt congress have a phone directory

Nah its stoppable. He could have simply ssked “bro what toilet did you take this from?” Someone would have answered and you could have gone and cleaned the number off.

I have ONE buddy that will hit me with that random Brown Bowl Burrito and of course I return the favor but I don’t find it as rewarding as he does. Now I must carry a sharpie with me and share his number with the Porcelain Pirates.

That’s a funny story. I have ideas 💡