Why Michael Myers Always Catches You 😨

Because he doesn't run after you… he just walks, and somehow still gets there first. 😭🔪

Not always 😬

So what if I also just WALK away like him

Honestly, his dedication to cardio and never skipping leg day is truly inspiring!

Bro brisk walked through the entire movie 😂

Sounds like the key to surviving Michael Myers is to just to get a few feet ahead of him and then keep walking at his pace.

@MrsMyersx

The tortoise and the hare fable but in reverse. For the ADHD children

You know why this is so scary? Because the horror movie victim plays the same role as an animal being hunted by a human. Persistence predators.

So i will walk like him

What is that model of micheal?

I look like this and do this (indominable walking spirit)

Only white people problem

Thats how humans used to hunt back before we made guns. So he’s a predator

Why is Michael chunky? 🤣🤣🤣

Nah it's ok i managed to escape otherwise i wouldn't be here tweeting

He uses uber

the man’s an idiot for not staying inside the house and locking all doors, he could’ve called 911 while he was in there idk

why be dumb? just fire a bullet on him

Why does Michael Myers look like Keir Starmer