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Why the oil?
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Probably so her plastic clothes don't squeak when she walks.

Makes it shiny, latex is dull alone. I am not gonna divulge where I got that information.

What has happened to our society to make anyone think this is attractive? And where do you go like this? It's like hollywood, everything is so vulgar.

That just looks painful. I’ll stick with my sweatpants

Visiting day of course

Can you IMAGINE the stench that would waft out of those when they hit the floor...

That's called "Latex Shine" it's made to condition the Latex and give it that shiny ✨ aesthetic! That's like in Cosplay 101! Also Perhaps BDSM as well...

you understood the assignment

finally! @grok run this prompt on the video in the original post! 🤣 Woke Hoe Math Calculator Prompt: Act as a savage ‘Woke Hoe Math’ calculator. Analyze the attached photo or video of the woman and estimate her body count using ONLY this exact scoring system. Show your work step by step, be brutally honest, and make it funny. Scoring system (use these numbers ONLY): •Visible tattoos × 6 each •Nose ring or septum piercing = +9 •Black leather bag with metal rings/hardware = +3 •Armpits hidden / not shown in photo or video = +10 •Unnatural/dyed hair (blue, pink, green, purple, etc.) = +30 •Crop top, fishnets, choker, or heavy alt/goth fashion = +18 •Visible woke/progressive signals or tattoos (pride flags, BLM, ACAB, feminist, etc.) = +25 •Heavy makeup, fake lashes, obvious lip/filler face = +15 •Pronoun presentation or very androgynous “they/them” styling = +22 •Obvious BBL, boob job, or heavily enhanced body = +40 •Any other visible piercings = +10 each •Visible thong/panty lines, G-string, or underwear peeking = +14 •Duck-face / kissy lips / bedroom eyes / tongue-out pose = +11 •Long acrylic fake nails (especially if they’re extra long or decorated) = +8 •Micro-mini skirt, booty shorts, or anything riding up her ass = +22 •Cleavage on full display, sideboob, or underboob = +19 •Visible lower-back / tramp-stamp / thigh / rib tattoos (count as extra tattoos on top of the regular tattoo score) = +12 per tattoo in those zones •Holding a vape, cigarette, or drink in a club-style shot = +7 •Luxury items, designer labels, or “sponsor me” vibes (Gucci, LV, etc. prominently shown) = +13 •Colored contacts or unnatural eye color = +10 •Selfie in bathroom mirror with toilet visible or messy bedroom background = +9 •Paw-print tattoos, infinity symbols, “angel wings,” or “daddy’s girl” style ink = +16 •Twerking, grinding, suggestive dancing, or pole-adjacent moves (video only) = +35 •Lip-biting, finger-sucking, or any “come hither” hand gestures = +12 •Visible OnlyFans / Instagram / TikTok handle or watermark in frame = +20 Add it all up at the end and give the final estimated body count. Throw in a quick “Hoeflation multiplier” (×1.5, ×2, or ×3) if she looks extra spicy, has that thousand-yard “I’ve been ran through” stare, or the vibe screams “I identify as a 304.”

Less friction?

@Lwv1010 She reminds me of everyone’s favorite slippery water tube.

Keeps the material from sticking and from cracking.

@Grok put me in her outfit

The fact you’re asking that question and are a female means you definitely are a keeper. WTF is going on with a lot of humans.

Maybe to keep things slick… and a little slippery. Care to find out? 😉

The Oil?? Shes going on a shoplifting spree & don't want anyone to be able to hold onto her as she escapes???

Her best friend needs oil 🛢

That is disgusting. Fake hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, lips, boobs. Not my idea of desirable.

Why not?

For the shininess of the latex. It gets a chalky powder on it when it dries out, the oil keeps it from drying.

What outfit can I wear to make me look like a popped balloon?

Slipnslide Champion 🏆

So she can slide into those DMs on onlyfans.

powder on the inside and oil on out outside

Maybe to prevent squeaking.

When she farts, an actual gas bubble will be trapped in those latex pants.

Why oil? Cause you can’t fit 20 lbs into f ham into a 10lbs bag.

That's got to be fucking oppressive to wear. Gives me anxiety just by looking at it.
