Why This University Paused Its Barnacle Program 🤔

The fucking free SIM card lmao

the way theyll ticket you for existing on a campus lot but the tuition bill can wait till finals week

Watching zack post normal reels really feels abnormal 👀👀.. You know its abnormal but u can't prove it

I still remember going to talk to my counselor before the semester began and my parking permit was expired because it was during the summer vacation and the gave me a fucking parking ticket

As someone who is currently paying off a bronco... a student couldn't afford one. Also, wouldn't the cops write down your plate number?

the kids we be alright

In my time students were driving fuckin bicycles.

Genius!

@grok which uni is this ???

The 259th 7:02pm of 2026 (🦄)