Why would you live anywhere else, honestly 🏝️💁 #miami

Cost of living! Overpriced whores, social media influencers and mlm gurus. That alone is enough to stay out

Because I’d rather see pea rocks and mangroves instead of concrete and more concrete 🤷🏽‍♂️

it is objectively beautiful however it is also humid and hot af all the time lol .. still love it

If you think you like it now, you’d have loved it 40 years ago.

Uhhh. Are you joking! Upstate FL(on the coast) is how Miami used to be prior to the Mariel Boat lift of 1980. The beginning of the end!

As long as FSD is driving me.

I’m planning to base @scouthaloapp in Brickell. The creator + brand density feels perfect for what we’re building, and I’m trying to understand the startup side of Miami too. From your perspective, is it becoming a real place to build and raise from?

I would live anywhere else. (Sorry. Miami is GREAT to visit though).

West Palm better, that's why

Because we don’t want to be overrun by developers?

Water, concrete , plastic surgery ,and a lot of spics ,with big lips .

Can't wait to play GTA6

taxes

Check out the schools walking distance lol and mass transportation and affordable housing stock

It’s great for the first year or two. Then you realize how disgusting and entitled the people are. Especially the South Americans. They are horrible and will bark for no reason. And their daughters are naked and whoring for sugar dads. But you will see for yourself…

if you get priced out 😂 wish I had bossed up instead!

Because people are much nicer pretty much anywhere else outside Miami.

Because the people here suck

Agree :)

My wife grew up in the Gables, it’s beautiful there and I run the Miami marathon every couple of years. However, Jupiter is more our style

Sarasota is much nicer. Less traffic, less crime, better weather.

The further south you go the more you feel like you are no longer in the USA. Learn Spanish!

Visiting Miami. Could not live here due to humidity and no english speakers, seemed like Spanish colony.

Shhhhh….

Looking forward to being in town during January!

Delray / Boca

Expensive as shit. Plus that’s the only cute thing bout Miami, everywhere else is shit starting with the downtown 😎

Way too expensive. That's why I left miami

Weather. I like this to be cold at least for some months.

moving there next year! :-)

Welcome to Paradise 🌴🤗