Why yes I am in fact an arsehole.

That wasn't a war crime, it was sensible border control

ive perceived this as offense and am calling Scotland Yard right now

At first, I thought you typed aresole, and wondered if it was a typo. Then I realized you curse in the old tongue.

This reminded me of when my brother and I would plant landmines in Rouge Transmission on A in Battlefield 4 to team kill players who respawned into the tanks. 🤣

Hold on I thought the enemy carrier was out of bounds? Whats going on here ya cheating jock basa??

On Carrier Strike game mode the objective is to attack the enemy carrier.

Got it pal I'm a silly sausage Never played that mode

How is everyone not hunting you down at this point?

in battlefield 3 and 4 i was always a fan of mining our own runways so if enemy team stole the jets they got blown up when trying to take off

Smart, hit the boat before it can reach shore

"Airstrike on my location. Now!"

Dankula is in training to defend the south coast.

I finally gave this game a shot and I'm having a lot of fun with it. But every single death feels like that first one... Doing well, getting kills, and I get killed by a rando in the most random position

I could use an RPG7 about now. lol

BF 2 I used to c4 the enemy aircraft, let them gracefully take off and detonate it

England would be so wild if English people ran it

In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 you could place a single satchel charge on the tail rotor or wing of a stationary aircraft. You then waited for it to take off and the silly explosion physics would cause it to spin uncontrollably and crash. Good times.

An arsehole with great aim.

Once you're done with your game, Dank, do you mind picking up your flamboyant younger brother? He really needs to get home and change into his new gimpsuit.

You cut out all the racism.

Nah Pilot Mains can get fucked. They are the South Park WoWGuy of Battlefield. They get BIG MAD when you do this and they seethe for the 4 mins it takes for the jet to respawn. Absolute melt watching this.

evil (i like it)

Get thee sen down Dover laddy

Best shooter to play right now. COD is dead.

gonna give wardogs a go?

He's camping with the noobtube! Report him to the police!

I'm remembering back in Bad Company 2 when people didn't know you could get on top of the windmills on Heavy Metal. I got banned from a server for hacking when I went 42-0 as a sniper, lol.

Exactly what you must do.

The jet not knowing it was supposed be destroyed is peak battlefield

And that’s why I’m not playing carrier strike. 😂

Yeah, but a happy arsehole.

Is this practice for Portsmouth?

So, nothing new is shared here.