Wife: “How did your round go today?” Me:

A herpes on his lip and an arrogant comment.. no wonder why he has no friends and plays on LIV

God damn. He was eating some dirty puss

Nice lip. Probably swam in the creek after the amateur peed

The one player that shouldn’t get an invitation for life. Go back to LIV, out is sight and out of mind.

Did you ask him if his favorite song is "Cheeseburgers In Paradise"? Also, I haven't seen a cold sore like that since that hooker friend of mine back in 1999.

📷 A tough day in the jungle—how does this sloth overcome it? The twist you didn’t see coming

“Cheated”

Go fuck yourself and cheat a little bit more laddie.

Looks like Reed been eating a lot of ass

"Putter needs to get on a flight and meet me here"

He has a herpe on his lip from his weirdo wife. Dude is such a weird dude