With an epic bat throw to boot. #AllForTX

TWO BATTERS IN AND GARCIA BLOWS IT. Joc talking shit he’s hit .115 here on a 37mil deal. Fatass acts like he hasn’t been complete dogshit since he’s been here. “Epic bat throw to boot” dumbasses. You strike out 19 times and hit 1hr and now you’re a badass.

All this for a 1st row homer lol 🧹🧹🧹

No mccutchen starts, no wins in the series. Not a coincidence

This franchise is so retarded. What an embarrassing caption on a guy who’s sucked ass for 2yrs & yall STILL think Robert Garcia is high leverage. Meanwhile Chris Martin is warming up.

Imagine being 1 of 18 to start the year, but still pimping your first hit. Be humble. Put your head down and run the bases. Does he not understand this is why people around here hate him? If he did this EVERY night, then sure, pimp it up…but he doesn’t. 🙄

Aura farming

All that to just get swept lol

@Anthony37982506 This looks cool if we win but we didn’t so it don’t.

I'm tired of this underdog victim shtick. You've been horrible for two years you are bad at baseball. It's not a tiny slump you just worked your way out of

Professional hitter hitting .000 and has done nothing to help this team this year… c’mon man act like you’ve done this before instead of a bat flip and walk around the bases. It’s not a good look.

This guys awful career .180 hitter for Texas.. hit it and run scrub

Hang the banner

He’s fuggin terrible Please get him off the roster

He still sucks and needs to be on the bench!!!

Dude needs to relax. He got lucky. Now prove it wasn’t luck.

How about an epic throwing of Robert Garcia into a dumpster?

Ummmm check the scoreboard 🧹

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. This dude is still ASS.

I wish he wouldn't have hit this, he just bought himself another month of killing our lineup.

Bro has ZERO aura btw

This is actually kind of sad. We shouldnt need to root for this…..

This offense is an abomination Same fckin team as last season

Does that make up for the other 300 at-bats that he’s been terrible? 😞

Joc you still ass

It was one hit. His ONLY hit all season, dude is hard to watch...such a waste of $$$. Sadly, this team already looking too much like 2025...ugh. 😔

@Rangers who's he talking too?

Even the sun shines on a dog’s ass.

Honestly fuck Garcia is useless

What the hell is going on with his socks/pants

Is that Joc Pederson? My goodness fella, mix in a salad

How’d that work out for yall?? … you just got swept at home lol

Dude, you are 1-16 with a 10th grade haircut. You are a major league player with incredible tools and ability. Act like it.