Woke Jesus Calms Climate Change

Way too accurate, well done.👍

Betting it's the only version of the miracle that'll require a trigger warning before the water turns to wine.

Anyone who listened to Christian music in the 90’s might have caught the Jars of Clay reference at the start 😂

"I'll make sure the carbon people get this...at the carbon store" 😂

@SethDillon Would giving birth on Amy Coney Barrett’s front lawn make the newborn a Barrett?

I’m so thankful that Woke Jesus has a British accent, just like the Real Jesus.

@jws08050 Yes we all know what Woke Democrats do with our Tax $$$$

An eventual miracle. 😂

“I’ll make sure Caesar gets this.”

The real miracle is the dry clothes in a storm 🙏

I noticed you guys always leave out 1 of the 3 abrahamic religions and go hard on the other 2

I would have gone wilheilm scream myself.

Lol

Impressive satire! And I love the shoutout to Jars of Clay! I hope JoC haven't gone woke

Y’all following the Catholic liturgical reading calendar?

Jesus should save them 🙏

Wish you had used the term "An awakened Jesus" versus WOKE!

Comedy Gold 😆 @JoePiscopoShow @ClimateDepot

Why don't you idiots leave Jesus out of it. It's never funny.

Even with a race swap.

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Funny however blasphemy this is it’s pretty much how people see this reality anymore .

So he turned water into renewable energy and left the world on mute?