Women fail to recognize greatness these days

I will explain this to my significant other. Thank you for giving me my confidence back. 😂 😜

I got you 🤜🏻🤛🏻

Source?

Trust me bro

I shall do no such thing sis.

But you must

I shall not.

Take it and go

Trust me bro

That's the stuff

9.6k men bookmarked this so they can show it to their wives later

Yup 🎯 😂

🙄😂🤣 Today, greatness due to processed food.

@janevelynblog 😂

Bring back the fartriarchy

Actually, this is where society had its downfall.

Who makes up this kind of nonsense? 😆

@sep16000 Swalwell was born in the wrong century

Then this is the King of the hippos

The other day I stepped outta the bedroom to fart discreetly and it echoed through the halls and everyone fuckin heard it. That shit set the baby monitor off down the hall thinking it detected motion. My daughters friend heard it through the phone on their call. Legendary shit

GOAT

🤔 Waking a chicken with a fart…. Challenge accepted. 💨

Makes sense actually. In those times meat was scarcer so the more well off you were, the more meat you could eat. Excess protein tends to ferment in the gut leading to flatulence, and the ammonia byproduct lends it that particular fragrance. So the smellier the fart, the more money you have and therefore the more the more desirable you were to women.

Nice try guys. 😂🤣 In Ayurveda, a smelly fart (aadhyman) primarily identifies an accumulation of toxins (Ama) caused by weak digestive fire (Agnimandhya) and a vitiated, or aggravated, Vata-Pitta dosha combination. It signals that food is not being properly digested and is fermenting, which indicates an imbalance in the gut. In Ayurveda, a smelly fart (Vata-Pitta Imbalance: While gas is generally a Vata disorder (Vatvyadhi), foul-smelling gas specifically points to increased Pitta (heat/intensity) influencing Vata (air/movement). Ama (Toxins): The odor is a clear sign of metabolic waste (Ama) accumulating in the intestines due to sluggish digestion. Agnimandhya (Weak Digestion): The digestive fire is too low to process food, leading to fermentation. Dietary Causes: Often caused by consuming Vata-aggravating foods like pulses, beans, cabbage, or dairy. To manage this, Ayurveda suggests stimulating the digestive fire with spices like cumin, coriander, fennel, and asafoetida.

Modern day: "Sir, here are your test results, it's ass cancer".

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damn, my family would be considered royalty🤣🤣🤣

This scene was wild. 😭😭😭

Money shot

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No wonder the Indigenous Americans smelled a stench from colonizers before they landed here!

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Woman used to poison their husbands too!

Dayum

Indians really living in the wrong era

King of the World

"Domain Expansion!"

Dawg, you're posting some dude's fetish cope, lmfao.

What if it's my fetish?

I think you could do better, at least you're not into my little pony or something, lol.

Um... 👀

No wonder Robert was king.

This sounds made up by a man.

The real question is why X thinks I might love all this amazing content on my feed 😂

Knowledge is power

@silla_de_pensar My husband will feel recognized. His great terribleness will not be silenced any more.

@silla_de_pensar ✊🏻

Wtf did i just watch lolol

Just roll with it