Wood-chipper American.. I like that..

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“Go forth and stay fucked.” I’mma end all my work emails with this.

If wood chippers are unavailable, there are other options.

Him saying "I can't help it" makes me want to go full Jihad on him and all his people.

Physiognomy isn't real, or so they tell me, but I can't help but feel I didn't need the sign to tell.

I feel like it’s too late to ask what pickle ball is

Its for rich suburban folk that think tennis is too athletic, as far as I can tell.