working at amazon be like…

Imagine how many times Amazon workers are like "I didn't even know someone made this"

Thats why they fired a lot of them.... just scan my shit loll

wait they can see what we order??

I'm totally going to buy that toilet putting green.

A can of Planters peanuts I ordered last week arrived with the inner seal (under the plastic lid) peeled back and ~3.5 ounces of peanuts missing. It can't have been a return. Food isn't returnable. Someone at Amazon ate a giant handful of my peanuts and still sent it to me.

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For someone who worked Amazon, I can relate to this

I demand full automation at Amazon 😭

LOL! I could imagine that would be very accurate 😂✔️

I had a big black dildo that wouldn't scan in for someone so I was called over to help. What a surprise