World Cup has captured another American Hes in for a shock

At least he isn’t a glory hunter

He’s absolutely perfect for Everton twitter

Hopefully he’s been through enough rough shit in his life that everton won’t completely break him

At least hes not s glory hunter. When i heard blue i thought manchester snd groaned

Americans think that football is like the NBA where every team has a chance of winning the championship lol 😭

american toffee, 2010 world cup victim 🤝

I like you, I think you are insane. Welcome to the club 👍

i chose crystal palace am i fucked

The poor naive fool 🤣 but welcome to the toffees all the same 😊

Oh he’s gonna be in for a shock indeed😭😭😭

Could of picked worse Could of picked spurs ... all the best

I became a chelsea supporter because of how shit they were in 22-24, and Young Kippa funny reactions like bruh lets suffer with them. Now i trust Xabi

I was worried he'd choose city

Poor bloke.

Not trying to be a nob and hats off for not being a glory hunter but why Everton

Has a series going through football history, watched Istanbul 2005 and Liverpool win the champions league and still picked us

Yeah but who the fuck wants to be associated with Liverpool

@1878Liammac

@1878Liammac Whst did the world record signing do last season

@1878Liammac Got his leg broken. How’s the rest of your world class squad doi… …oh? My bad, forgot. They all fucking left.

@1878Liammac Why are you typing like the biggest virgin ever I can hear your mouth breathing through the phone

Oh fuck, we've started to attract performative weirdos. When he said "bluest" I was praying it was going to be Chelsea.

Son😭😭

Fairs was fully expecting an arsenal or Man City here

Biggie cheese 🤣 great name perfect for banter .. but who's your guy?

Same thing happened to me back in 2014 cuz of tim howard, been supporting them ever since

@rogbennett intervene here please

Bro had me scared for a second when he said bluest. Good on him for choosing the Toffees

he has the face of a guy who would support Everton i give him that

Welcome to him , please ask him to use his one time new fan request to ask for a right back signing 🤩

American and Australian legends have played for the Toffies!

Even among the weak u must choose the best mahn back in 2013 i choose Arsenal

Oh dear, welcome fella and batten down your hatches, your in for a very bumpy miserable ride 🙈😳😬😬

hey, they have Mykolenko so I can’t dislike his choice

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You know what? I respect that choice. Way better than City or Spurs

Big credit for not becoming a big 6 wanker

Always respect people who arnt glory hunters