“Worst she can say is no”

@assliken Well fuck that bitch. What the hell?

@assliken Once you realize most women are absolute psychopaths, you'll get over shit like this real quick.

@assliken Can't even be a youthful looking young man with no facial hair anymore without being called a twink.

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@assliken You see an ego death in real time. He will be better because of this.

@assliken @boko_harambe5

@assliken This is when I pull out my Mossad connections and regime change dat hoe

@assliken "Of course I'm gay, that's why I approached you bro."

@assliken women are evil

@assliken Dude immediately fumbled

@assliken She’s hitting on him…fumbled

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@assliken It’s a shit test. “Me gay? Yeah, till I saw you. You cured me. What’s your name? Tiffany? Well your hero Tiffany, so we should go celebrate.” Don’t take them seriously.

@assliken "why don't men approach us anymore"

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@assliken He could’ve pulled her tho if he didn’t take it so seriously In these situations you just play into it and say something even more egregious “Omggg yassss babe I’m sooo gay, when’s our sleepover bestieeee? 🏳️‍🌈💅” Easy

@assliken Again, for the women in the back, a man’s ego is as important to him as your body is to you . You would be wise not to go taking cheap shots at guys like this.

@assliken This man won in life ❤️

@assliken Why did he get mad tho?

@assliken Bro right then

@assliken Shit test failed.

@assliken Modern women are the absolute worst

@assliken Well, I am, but you’re a trans woman, right? I couldn’t have resisted

Man back in 2015 I could have a genuine nice conversation with a random girl and it would be somewhat interesting. We’d both be average but there’d be no malice or insulting things to say. Nowadays you walk up to a random girl and she’s instantly trying to insult you infront of her friends or condescendingly patronise you for no reason asif you’re beneath her. Why the fuck are they so bratty, spoilt and entitled like this?

@assliken “Why don’t men approach us anymore.” Damn. Good question. Can’t imagine why

@assliken He does look kinda twinky to be fair

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This is referred to as a shittest. Women test whether men have the fortitude to face a social challenge. The man passes the test if he can maintain his emotional composure and do quick moral jiu jitsu. For instance, he could have responded "no way girl, you make that impossible." This would have proven that he was not unmanly.

@assliken This is actually very funny. Don't know why so many commenters are angry. Also, it's staged. So all of you chilll

@assliken Now bro is gonna drink everyday for 6 months before hitting the gym and getting swole. He’ll stay single for the next 4 years and won’t date until a girl comes to him first.

@assliken “Yeah, I am gay. Are you not a male?”

@assliken He just fixed her

@assliken "Well, do you like twinks?"

@assliken Gotta be a skit, or she saw the phone, got mad & roasted him

@assliken i can know plenty of hot girls that will smash him! i’ll help you bro, just gimmie some hole first!