Would i be a good catboy boyfriend for you?

ricky you are too good for this world

everytime i think im prepared for your next tweet im not

Certified BANGERS 24/7

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…

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Yeah. Perfect. “Why are you still single?” I have a cat boy at home. “Awwww!” A hyper realistic peepee piss catboy. I can’t even have other cat ladies over. Those are grown man piss puddles. “Oh geeze it was a simple question lady.” Please help me.

This makes me want to make an AU where cat people exist and are exactly like this 👍

100/10. Top quality content from the King himself.

no more catnip