would you come to this event if you have a chance?

god we live on a planet with these people.

Bro I just opened twitter 💀

fuck no, but where does someone attend so that I don't accidentally join

Reminds me of a certain race called the Aeldari that did somthing close that killed the majority of their race and created a new chaos god. Not gonna name names though, but its pretty close

I'm jealous of myself from 44 seconds ago, he didn't know about this shit

this is actually impressive...

This is how you create a fucking Chaos God you idiots

can you add more random sound effects in the background, i think i almost heard what you were talking about

WE all will be there

Master bater --> Orgy master This is a very odd skill tree advancement you have gained.

why not

She’s grown too powerful, she commanding a whole army of gooners around the globe!

this just felt like a idk an adult swim comedy sketch or something. wtf

Try not to have all your jokes be sex related, challenge impossible

What 😭??? Whatdafuq😭🥀???

fuck no

What the actual FUCK

The Master of Ceremoanies, as it were. The Dicks Jockey, if you will. The Cumpere, even.

What happend to shame ?

first impression

Nah thanks. I like my girls loyal, loving, and not selling THAT online. But yall go ahead im sure yall gonna be happy, and im not tryna insult anyone, fr no shame in it.

imagine just being on a call with a million other people and being like "yo what yall content?" and then they start massdebating over who's goon material is the best

Title acquired: Whore Of Babylon 💀

“Hey bro pass the lube”

Mom was right... It was the phone's fault