would you eat this after a few beers

I’d be arrested for what I’d do to my toilet after eating this

Absolutely would

1. Why pineapples? 2. Why only on half?

I’d have to take the lettuce off. Not because I don’t like lettuce, but that wedge is too big. I also think spinach would work better anyway. Also, that’s after 0 beers.

even if i’m on death row this wouldn’t be my last meal

i’d rather starve

Have your stomach sounding like the beginning of Rack City

I was about to say yes but then the pineapple and mayonaise part made me say hell no

Is this even a question? I will eat anything after a few beers