Would you hire this?

So you apply at a tanning salon, so you can b!tch about all shifts and how you don’t fit into the role?

The nose ring is an immediate NO.

I don't think it matters what hours she can work. I don't think she's going to get the job. I just have a feeling.

If you look like that, you do not want a job. You absolutely are using this look because you know nobody in their right fucking mind would hire you. But you can say you tried and the world is against you. Not the fact you’re a fucking dumb ass lefty with zero hope for the future.

Would I hire that? Only if I owned a carnival that had a freak show.

I would be interested in seeing her resume and job history, education. Regardless, if someone shows up to an interview looking like that, they are likely not getting the job.

This is their uniform

Calling Captain Obvious…📞

Just say you don't want to work, kid.

I'm not sure, but I suspect the horns protruding from your nostrils may have been a determining factor. I am sure it couldn't have been the pink hair or pink eyebrows, or even that sexy black bar between your eyes.