Would you rather shark VS chimp

Not that I would take the chimp, but if you have a nosebleed for an hour, you have bigger problems to worry about than a shark.

The shark because 1. Sharks are more friendly then media portrays them. 2. I'm pretty sure the blood thing doesn't work like that. 3. I've heard way to many chimp stories...

Yeah, give me the shark. He tries anything, I'll hit him with one of these.

If your nose is bleeding into the water how are you using an oxygen tank?

you do know that sharks will actually ignore human blood, right? sharks do not like human blood. So if you pick the shark, you’re safe, unless it’s a bull shark and even then you’re still probably safe.

How is the blood from the nose bleed getting past my goggles/scuba mask?

chimp but only because im probably dying of blood loss before the shark kills me

Shark cause the shark is likely to try and get out

What if you provided that chimp with 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽

There's TWO types of chimps, city "chimps" and natural chimps. If its city chimps, puh leez, they got the stamina of 90 year old granny, they tire out quickly for a clean smack.

Shark At least I will die fast.

I'm taking the chimp ngl

Be in a cage with a coughing baby or the actual devil

Chimp would be fine

I can't hold my breath for an hour

Shark is the easy way. I'm going into the Chimp Ring. Get that witness a camera because I'm either gonna be on liveleak or this she be bussin'.

Chimps aren't that strong. Grab him by his lanky uncordinated hands or feet and just start spinning. It really is that easy.

Sharks only like marine animal blood so probably the shark, The only problem would probably just be being injured by the shark freaking out because sharks don't like to be in enclosed areas, although I'd rather a concussion over having my whole face torn apart by a chimp.

Ok what if I’m not a jackass to the chimp? Or are they like unnaturally aggressive? I’m pretty sure you can just ignore the chimp for 15 minutes and he won’t do nun, they pretty lazy most of the time

Sorry but who in their right mind is going to pick the chimp? I’m taking my chances with the nose bleed shark

shark..

it depends, if you are a woman, then you have more chance with the shark, but if you are a man and not a fat fucking chud or an stick, you have more chance of fighiting the chimp, it will probaly leave you alone after it sees youre no easy prey

Chimp would be better option, because nobody can survive underwater for 1 hour without oxygen

Well the shark because sharks don't actually care much for human blood nor do they attack humans often, as long as you don't make it feel threatened you're okay. Even with the White Shark, they don't attack humans unless they feel the need to or unless they mistake them for fish

I can beat a chump, but i can't breath under water

Sharks don't really like human blood, and have no reaction or an averse reaction to it generally. Stay facing it and it won't swim closer.

Im dying to both, but i might survive 15 min if i am lucky

What's the first song name and the second

As I understand it, Chimps aren't always particularly violent, it's just that when they fly off the handle, they do so quite spectacularly.

if i just stay in the corner of the cage in fetal position and dont make any sound, the devil would still eviscerate me?

Just don't make eye contact with the chimp, if anything happens just kick it's head

Yeah i choose the shark id have a better chance of surviving No hate to chimps, they pretty interesting animals but i also know how violent they can be