Would you stay at my motel?

What if I throw in free HBO?

goon chair? check.

Give it a hello kitty bed sheets and I'll make a deal.

I love how the condom machine is in the room itself rather than the bathroom. That motel is super efficient lol

Would any spooky scary murderers come out and decorate the room with my organs if I were to rent the room out for a night?

It looks cosy

New game??

No.

No

I’d live there