WTF is this?

Note to self: Put blue tarp on roof sooner rather than later!

Oprah looking for land to buy

It’s the same thing that happened in Hawaii

lol the world is so fucked it’s not even funny

Oops sorry about that

Just hear me out.

Nikki Haley arriving on her broomstick

It’s a Directed Energy Weapon (DEW), assuming the footage is real. Just watch some of the DEW marketing videos put out by defense contractors. DEWs can also be used to torch the Texas panhandle with all of those cattle, & vaporize cities like Lahaina and Paradise. 👎🏻🤬

I saw one of these green beams like 9 years ago. It came from across the lake so it was generated like 10- 15 miles away. I was driving when it happened. No explosions just a green beam. It only lasted 20 seconds. Who did it? No idea, but I saw it.

Jewish space laser? 🤷‍♂️