WTF SHE IS A GUY💀

yeah, well.

That will always be my favorite moment in Fate Apocrypha. Except when Mordred's being a brat

this one too

Well... it was only a matter of time you found out that Astolfo was not best girl, but instead, best boy.

😭

@_mikyah Though he did win a best girl ranking in Japan.

@_mikyah what???

@EmoChipmonk @_mikyah Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl

@r0narch @EmoChipmonk Real

finding out Astolfo is a guy in the big 25 woah wait till you find out about the Monster can incident

what was that about?💀

@kfp_prophet NSFW WARNING That cosplayer in the pic also posted a pic with his dick next to the monster can and it was like the same girth and longer, just actually a monster cock

@Anxious_Raven_ @r0narch Discouraging? I think it's a powerful sign of human potential in the most unexpected of places

@JLNether @Anxious_Raven_ @r0narch Not for us. We already have our dicks. Nothing we can do about it, so it's still discouraging.

@JLNether @Anxious_Raven_ @r0narch You probably don't have the ability to remember everything you see, the speed of Usain Bolt, a digestive system able to eat planes, etc But to know that there are people with those inspires wonder for humanity

Bro that plot twist hit harder than the whole storyline 😭💀

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@HirenSuva30

This show is so fucking ass💔

it's not

Listen, I tried to watch it earlier this year, but I just couldn't get into it at all. Skill issue maybe but Imma leave it at that

which one did you start with?

Stay Night VN. Ik that makes me sound biased but I ain't opposed to peeping most other Fate media.

Astolfo, aka best boy. Not only did he play the token trap role, but he also played wingman, best bro, and other things I won't spoil assuming you haven't gotten further in. Everyone likes Astolfo. No shame.

I mean he is a great character

(English Version) Guy, Girl, what difference does it make? Astolfo is Astolfo

Welcome to the club gang

😭

Astolfo isn't just a trap. Astolfo is THE trap.

Yup. She’s actually what the kids nowadays would call…. A trap

We in big 2025 and people still don't know about Astolfo? He also canonically has the biggest dick of all Fate characters

This is canonically Jeanne's first time seeing a cock.

lmao true

Is this fate?

Fate/Apocrypha

I’ve wanted to get into fate but there’s so much and the watch order is kinda confusing

I've been watching in this order: Fate/stay night (2006) Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works(by ufotable) Fate/stay night Heaven's Feel film triology Fate/Zero Lord El-Melloi II's Case Files: Rail Zeppelin Grace Note Fate/Apocrypha

Thanks might check it out soon

The main story has 3 routes that are adapted into: Fate/stay night (2006) Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works Fate/stay night Heaven's Feel film triology als0 Fate/Zero is a prequel to the main story everything else is just spin-offs(can be watched in any order)

Ok gotcha

Even in 2025 Astolfo is still catching people by surprise. Truly best boy

Damn bro, this tweet was banger. I'm surprised you didn't know Astolfo was a guy. I think like everyone who even didn't watch fate knew he was a guy

hehe

I guess it worked. This is probably your biggest tweet ever. All because of femboy dih 🥀

🥀🥀🥀

What can I say... People really like femboys..🥀🥀

This scene, despite being a one-off joke, not only defined the entire show, not only defined an entire character, but defined an entire ARCHETYPE of characters. That's how much sway Astolfo holds on traps with this scene alone.

Getting introduced to Astolfo for the first time is always a wild experience.

My goat Astolfo (I’ve never watched the show)

lmao

How can he be this calm after that ?

I remember a post that stated Astolfo and Vegeta are just as tall and heavy, meaning Astolfo's dick has to be as heavy as Vegeta's muscles

Astolfo is just Astolfo

Bangerfishing

My reaction after I found out that I slept with a guy

He’s also British. Created by the French. Historically, the best of friends with their team building exercise called the 100 Years War.