WWJD? Probably not this…

Didn't know WWJD meant what would Jesus drive

Who’s this POS?

Jesus said to his disciples, “I can guarantee this truth: It will be hard for a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven. I can guarantee again that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter God’s kingdom.”

Right, famously rich Jesus and his famously rich disciples approve this.

This used to be me in $2,500+ outfits like this preaching this same message. Hooo, boy, do I have stories. It's a disgusting and for some reason tolerated aspect of our society.

I bet Kingpin still flies "in a long tube with a bunch of demons" though. Amateur.

Dude talks like such an obviously evil money-loving villain yet people will follow him anyway.

Jesus looked at his disciples and said, “Blessed are those who are poor. God’s kingdom is theirs.... But how horrible it will be for those who are rich. They have had their comfort.” Luke 6:20, 24

My sources tell me Jesus loved the new car smell

“But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils.” 1 Timothy 6:9-10