xG explained the Roy Keane way! 🤣

xG= Expected gyal Roy Keane 2026 🤣

That’s probably the realest explanation you’ll hear for that nonsense stat. 🤣

“I kept clean sheets” of course your sheets are clean. 😂

@xGPhilosophy cheeky bugger aint he

Exactly. And your xG will indicate the chances of you scoring with a gal the next time you go out.

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That and net spend stat, there so irrelevant, only come about to justify overspending by certain clubs

In which other sport do we use a parameter, which is statistically almost never correct, as a metric for measuring the only statistic that actually matters in football, which is to score more goals than the opposition? The measurement of ‘whataboutery’ simply cheapens football.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the most useless stat. It tells you everything and nothing at the same time

Now it makes sense. Like all the trickery from Anthony at United, or Pedro Neto today.

@Nabyllionaire xG ~ Expected Girl. Mate, a win is a win!

@ElMarwadi @arka_mufc_v2 @DrAashish_ @RedDevilHarsh28 @CurlingFreeKick 🤣🤣🤣

To be expected from a guy who’s analysis stops at “they wanted it more”

keano man, you just gat to love him. 😂

Mine is argentina vs spain wc final (im argentina btw) 😂🤣

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I think the best use case for XG would be to determine if it should be a penalty or an indirect free kick in the box. A pen is .75xg, a foul commited at less than .5xg (e.g player moving away from goal etc) it should be indirect free kick.

xG formula explained. Nightclub: 10 difficult chances at 0.05 xG each. Rejected every time. 0 goals from 0.50 xG. Pizza shop: One 0.95 xG tap-in at closing time. Goal. It’s all about the quality of the chance ;-)

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In the clip, Roy is using weaponized ignorance. Doesn't require a response.

@singhaniaa23 @MankuPreetam @gupta_srijan97 jahahahahahahhaa

@Carra23 THATS THE PROPER EXPLANATION 😂

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@Fogostats

Exactly, we should praise you for stuff that didn't happen

XG is a fake stat

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🤣🤣🤣xg = the number of times u made her laugh

Channeling Ian Holloway there..

Paging @AndyCantwell . Do you take requests???

I kept clean sheets🌚😂

Exactly why xA is more important

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