yeah no fangamer needs to lock in look at this

tags genuinely bigger than the plushies themselves what the hell

im not too upset about the size, theyre keychains if they were huge thatd be a Problem. but like. come the fuck on man

im also not upset about the size, the size of the tags just genuinely caught me off guard

for a honest second i thought you were just going to cut off the video at the silent staring at the battat plush

i wouldve but i know some people arent gonna notice how fucked he looks

someone else in the replies said they look like happy meal toys and genuinely yeah. like. you're making the official merchandise for one of the most aclaimed indie games of the decade why is your quality so ass?????

EXACTLY like. apparently their off stuff is really good so im assuming its a manufacturing problem but. how did this get past prototyping.

THE SILENT SLOW PAN TO BATTAT 💀💀💀

i was genuinely appalled when he came out of the bag

@neorouxls Unrelated but your animal head thingy is so pretty

@neorouxls ty! maker is pyurinyostudios

this is so ass ill fucking cry

oh trust me i did too. this feels like too much but im frustrated with the amount of 5* reviews that say "hes a misprint!! hes fukced up!!! 🥺 " like its some fun quirk

@robotcocksucker "his head is literally the shape of your logo. how do you mess that up"😭😭😭😭

@robotcocksucker i was looking at the sticker they gave me to see if they somehow did something wrong there too and i had a brain blast

They all look like McDonald's Happy Meal toys, omg.

So the hot glue isn't just a Jevil plush thing?

no hot glue on my ugly babies but we’ll see

yeah nah we gotta unionize by learning fiber/textile crafts Stat

im tempted to cut open battat and Inspect him.

OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO BAD I AM SO SORRY😭

Every pippins plush I've seen genuinely looks like a disaster in quality control, except every weird fucked up part like the added neck and the wobbly head is consistent in every plush ive seen so I have no choice but to assume it's all part of the design for some reason

sowwy i got hungry

bro theres two holes in my pluey's neck like you can see the plush inside from both sides of his neck i only just noticed it because of this video youve got to be joking me

they kirked your pluey wtf

happy meal toys

battat was crushed

the starving children they kidnapped and refused to feed that they have locked down in their facility are fighting back by taking a bite out of each battat plush

lmao bro toby fox really don't give a fuck bullshit chapter, bullshit merch lmao

I think if you went to a few of those bootleg shops you could eventually find a better battat plushie

please hydrate your BATTAT he is thirsty

am i crazy or is the middle part of the body rotated slightly?

pluey's a precious princess and battat's an ugly baby

Official Battat plasmolysis plush

Oh jeez and i just ordered my own Pluey yesterday before i saw all these posts... hope it turns out fine

Kris got hungry

Ngl they need some better merch than those fuckass Mcdonalds Keychains, like 19$ FOR THAT?!?!?

I’m so scared for my seth plushie now that the horrors are being revealed 😭😭😭😭😭

Oof I’m glad I didn’t pre order these…

where is plueys lip

Looks like things I’d see in a mall booth next to one of these

the slow pan over to that thing is killing me

i didnt even know what to say for a few secodns 😓😓

jongler has been recycled into a plastic bench

my pluey is flat asf

the fact that i could make something better quality in like half an hour is insane, and im not even a super good sewer or anything