Yes, it’s real. The Orcane Bidet. 🐳

And YOU 🫵 can be the proud owner of one. Enter our giveaway from now until December 7th to have a chance to receive a custom made Orcane Swipe bidet! Enter here:

I can’t believe we actually made this shit

@RivalsOfAether Hang on, is this the second time I've voiced a Toilet?

I bet it feels good for the Orcane

@MayoTayo1 This is Ludwig’s idea 100% “Guys I know we just published your game and we have made some money to release merch….so I was thinking orcane can clean my ass-“ you can’t tell me he didn’t pitch the idea

@RivalsOfAether This is better than the birth of my future child

@RivalsOfAether For the rest of the life of this game I will never get excited when I see this account say to stay tuned in for something lmao

I would sit on that face

all I ever dreamed of.