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You are the dragon's pet 🫵

99,101 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr •via X (Twitter)

36 Kommentare

Profilbild von 1MDA🌈△
1MDA🌈△vor 1 Jahr

Im the client, not a pet. You are a ride for hire, not a pet either.

Profilbild von Yang
Yangvor 1 Jahr

I'm not your fucking uber

Profilbild von 1MDA🌈△
1MDA🌈△vor 1 Jahr

Drakes gonna get theyre gold somehow.

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Mikhail J. Clive - Author 📚🐯vor 1 Jahr

I prefer "companion".

Profilbild von Leo Flareborn 🔥🗡 Vtuber 【??????????】
Leo Flareborn 🔥🗡 Vtuber 【??????????】vor 1 Jahr

I mean a dragon needs someone to announce their many titles because do you really expect them to do it?

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Smackemup69vor 1 Jahr

Human 1: I have a pet dragon. Human 2: I don’t think that’s how he sees it. Dragon: My pet is in denial, but I’ll allow him to live his short 30 years.

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Cheese guy🪔vor 1 Jahr

So humans are to dragons what cats are to humans?

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Dixievor 1 Jahr

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Sairth Brutusvor 1 Jahr

I would agree in most cases. But not in mine.

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Luna Protegevor 1 Jahr

I've had varying dreams with various different relationships between humans and dragons, but what they all have in common, is the dragon offers the human great magical power that the human can use, and the human offers... Well, effectively a place for the dragon in civilization. More often then not, this also has the connotation of the dragon granting the human the title of "Knight"... As if the existence of the dragon is akin to that of a sovereign in themselves. ... The first time it happened, it was basically a dragoness being betrothed to a prince.

Profilbild von ScalesandHonor
ScalesandHonorvor 1 Jahr

Yes

Profilbild von Nathan (🦝Niel💙💜Lavi🐯) ✝
Nathan (🦝Niel💙💜Lavi🐯) ✝vor 1 Jahr

I like being the dragon's spouse, personally. In spirit, basically the same thing if I'm a mouse and court a fox or wolf.

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Serusvor 1 Jahr

Dragon has a lot of blind spots when it flies, like behind the wing or their upper side of their back, so might as well hire a spotter. Like ball turret gunner on a gargantuan bomber. Sure, they can turn bend to check, but that looses speed and pace.

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Lavarovor 1 Jahr

I say pet-buttler. Youre a convenience for the dragon. You can cook for them, clean them, announce their name if they're particularly pompous about it. And you get to be a dragon's property

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Fortress Wolf🌹🔥❤️‍🔥vor 1 Jahr

You should remember well who's close to your neck while holding a weapon, lizard.

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Mike Dragon - Open For Commissions!vor 1 Jahr

I absolutely love this! XD😂

Profilbild von Amidon
Amidonvor 1 Jahr

Don't make promises you can't keep.

Profilbild von Aeranoss
Aeranossvor 1 Jahr

Wich makes the relationship between Hickup and Toothless in HTTYD works extremely fine. Toothless needs Hickup in order to fly (in the beginning at least)

Profilbild von Two_Batz
Two_Batzvor 1 Jahr

Facts

Profilbild von ✨SparkTheProto✨
✨SparkTheProto✨vor 1 Jahr

I would love to be a dragons pet 🤤 🤤

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Maeve💤vor 1 Jahr

I can attest that us dragons view riders as passenger princesses and nothing more

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Eldrielvor 1 Jahr

I would crumble in this situation

Profilbild von Blewfire
Blewfirevor 1 Jahr

Makes sense to me.

Profilbild von Marz
Marzvor 1 Jahr

@Gleebus34 this is basically you and @bm30coyote right?

Profilbild von TheMasterOfChaos
TheMasterOfChaosvor 1 Jahr

“This is tom, he’s a rescue. Be careful, agreasion makes me really anxious”

Profilbild von Blitz🏴🏴‍☠️
Blitz🏴🏴‍☠️vor 1 Jahr

Meanwhile Agmundr is the size of a dog. Just sitting there chilling being a general nuisance

Profilbild von Skyshard 🍓🎶🏳️‍⚧️
Skyshard 🍓🎶🏳️‍⚧️vor 1 Jahr

Not just the dragon's ^^"

Profilbild von Mocha teh snek
Mocha teh snekvor 1 Jahr

I'd love to be a dragons trophy wife

Profilbild von Reyquaza
Reyquazavor 1 Jahr

Agreed

Profilbild von 🍂 Autumn Grace in the Mountains🌲🕊️🇺🇸
🍂 Autumn Grace in the Mountains🌲🕊️🇺🇸vor 1 Jahr

@TheAnaheraRebel 🐉

Profilbild von DanMarkRich
DanMarkRichvor 1 Jahr

Same could be said for horses, really But the horses definitely didn't domesticate us

Profilbild von Ampethos
Ampethosvor 1 Jahr

A campaign of, the players that are dragons, that help the mortals they follow around and all the adventures they get into.

Profilbild von MakoGT
MakoGTvor 1 Jahr

I see no issue with this arrangement

Profilbild von Ash / Mango 🥭 🇧🇻
Ash / Mango 🥭 🇧🇻vor 1 Jahr

this is basically wings of fire

Profilbild von The Bystial Queen
The Bystial Queenvor 1 Jahr

Wouldn't mind being a dragon's princess, but I think I'd prefer to be the dragons Queen.

Profilbild von GlitchieGal
GlitchieGalvor 1 Jahr

So many dirty jokes can be made from this

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