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You can lead a toad to water…. This was the part where E was trying to get Toad to engage in human sex trafficking and then asked these ridiculous questions. The correct move was to attack his flamboyant shirt. Best defense is offense. He refused and fell for the... show more
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@ElijahSchaffer I felt like calling him gay was too obvious

The shirt toad. The shirt. Say “you look like you have a bodega that sells dildos.” Or “sweet shirt, but how do you bowl wearing pink rollerblades?” Toad…people want to make you think that the gay joke is cliche or obvious. Nope. It’s by far the funniest joke and it stops these little fruitcakes right in their tracks before they try and honey pot you right into 6 months probation.

@ElijahSchaffer @LearnToToad The big Bear taking Toad under his wing and coaching him in comedy could be one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. I’d love to see more of this.

@ElijahSchaffer @LearnToToad Jesus. Can you boys take this to the DMs? Kind of sick of all your gay orgy stories now. Shut the fuck up.

@ElijahSchaffer @LearnToToad It’s about 6 months before Owen realizes that he is getting involved with gay water creatures. The lobster 🦞 loves Caribbean black cock, it’s been documented. Alex Jones told us about the frogs, and the raven 🐦⬛ is literally the trans of the avian world
