you couldn’t make it up 🤬🇬🇧

What a sting in the tail 👌👌

Can’t say that anymore. It’s ‘they’ tail. 😡

Don't talk to me, opened up a KIDS book no less, to be faced with this

“Grandkids will thank me one day… should they decide to let me back in their lives” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok, now I’m scouring the replies from random passers-by who don’t realise this is parody. This is what your art has driven me to.

I punched me own wing mirror there

I don't know why the 5 series spare parts comment sent me over the edge. Brilliant

You are Adam Brooks and I claim my £5.

It’s got to the point now, what?? I NEED TO KNOW!