You gotta be shipping me

Well now this is blowing up like the time I shipped my pants from Taco Bell, I’m a woodsmith and I make wooden swords from high quality hardwoods and will ship anywhere in the Continental US for free. I also make bookmarks from walnut and purpleheart and they also have a free ship deal

I do custom work, too, and stuff like zelda sword reproductions and specialty gladius’(pictured is a purpleheart gladius with a core of hickory, wenge guard and pommel, and zebrawood handle)

Ship your pants and get big gas savings

Don’t forget this classic K mart commercial.

Absolute gold

Amber Heard shipped Johnny Depp's bed.

And she shipped his pillow

And then they went bankrupt.

No ship?

Kmart is still shipping pants, drawers, nighties, beds and more at

No shipping way