You had ONE job

Is she a relative of Rasputin?

You should be able to kill the person that failed at killing you.

You always make me laugh when I need to the most. And I appreciate that.

🫡 thank you. I’m glad you like what I do.

It was the most lawful botched election ever.

Funny shit dave. It truly is fucking sad how soft people have become though, this fucker should have been left for dead or like YOU said, shot. Honestly, its embarrassing.

Christa Pike requested women to execute her and they F’ed it up. Hahahha or did they?🤔

Clever.

I wonder why they called an ambulance? Its like aren't you trying to kill her? Wouldn't it be cheaper for the tax payers if you let nature do it's thing?

This was great Dave!!!!!

guards asking her when she wakes up:

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂

This wouldn't happen in Rome.

Your timing 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

For real! 😂

Lol

You're too rational 🤣😭🤣

My sentiments exactly! ☺️

Enjoyed seeing you at the FunnyBone on Friday. -Long Dong Kong.

Long Dong!! Thank you for coming 😉

I can fix it with a trip to good will, 6' of rope and a wobbly chair

Idiots let her fast to shrink her veins and they missed with the IV

New rule

🥓🐷🥓 She did have an all female excursion squad. Too bad she wasn't a helpless infant versus a female with a rubber-cord. As a woman I would've given her the Marilyn Monroe style execution, a bottle of cold champagne & a handful of fentanyl. At least I'm efficient.

That’s why we should go back hanging. Cheaper and more efficient.

Did you read my mind? Are you clairvoyant? Or a wizard?