You have to move now. Immediately.
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What’s killing me is he has him like this. Same face and all.

Bro gave him an involuntary yoga session

Involuntary yoga is HILARIOUS 😭😭😭

"Now this position is called Lament Of The Gooch"

This is the nastiest of works

Don’t get any nastier 😭😭😭

I can’t tell you how he ended up there but due to his lack of knowledge in grappling and/or BJJ? He’s at the mercy of his opponent. Why do I recommend learning? For self defense purposes. Yea you’re good standing up…but what if it goes to the ground?

Gotta become a Buddhist monk and disappear in Tibet after getting put into a banana split like this

Never to be seen again 😭😭😭

Take a vow of silence too just to be sure it don’t happen again 😭😂

Follow my fitness page where I’m giving out free game. Steal it, make it yours, I don’t care. Just as long as you put it to use champ 🙏🏾 @BMFitness954

Bruh he gotta move to another galaxy cause in this solar system he's getting roasted for the rest of his days.

😭😭😭😭😭

Nah you gotta start a kill streak after that

Killstreak or not fact remains your gooch was facing the sky as you’re hamstrings got stretched! 😭😭😭😭

gotta abandon his whole life after this

😭😭😭

Had that man in DEEP missionary! 😂😂😂

Bet he wish he knew some BJJ

!!!!

Nawl somebody getting offed if you put me in a missionary position 🤦🏽♂️😩😩😩

Was this in Atlanta

Now this bout the craziest shit i ever seen 😂😂😂

“Your Bootyhole Facing The Air” 😭😭💀

** record scratch ** Yea that’s me. I bet you’re prolly wondering how I got in this position.

Bro gotta leave earth after that

Nightmares are made of this

Brotha tore both hammys that day

Witness protection after this, all files and identity wiped. 😬

Naaah he got buddy in tha huckerbuck 😭😭😭

He gotta die or you a pussy for the rest of your life and don’t deserve to even raise your voice.

How do you even allow yourself to be put in that position? in the middle of a fight? Like brah got a full mount, an ankle in one hand and a wrist in the other. Perfectly comfortable he could do buddy slimy outside of the humiliation.

AINT NO WAY, you HAVE to SHOOT this niqqa in the police station next to a judge…😑

He has 3 options: 1. Suicide (recommended) 2. Move far, far away 3. Beat up every witness and film it. And you gotta smash ‘ol dude girl, the one that beat you up originally. (Less than 1% success rate)

Both are in compromising positions

i cant believe this shit made it to twitter🤣🤣 fayetteville been turnt since the weekend🤣🤣

legs to the moon! my goodness

He definitely about to get the same treatment as Brother Nature 😂😂😭 them niggas still ain’t forgot bruh got beat up

He said pull up and fight not pull up and fuck. Gaayyy

I rather get knocked out b4 i be seen like this

This man has his bussy spread open all over the internet. He’s safe NOWHERE, he might as well just end it 😭

He has this man's ankles by his earlobes 😳😳😳
