“You have two cows” type beat

Meanwhile, the reality of capitalism: You have two cows, but a man whose ancestors made a substantial fortune 200 years ago has 20 million cows. His company, Milk Co., swallows up your farm, and you're forced to work for Milk Co.

Or You start out with No Cow in the First place. Or Every Cow is now owned by five dudes that rent them whatever they want. Or You get hired to Milk someone else's cow for then get paid with a glass of milk.

capatalism: you have 2 cows, and the person with 500 billion cows convinces you that the person with a single steak is the problem

@redoctober111 And the richest guy in the village is selling you antibiotics and has a monopoly on it.

He sure spent a lot of time coming up with hypotheticals for how capitalism will devolve into cronyism while whistling past the graveyard of socialism and communism.

this makes me wonder if a perfect capitalist system is one where monopolies are instantly broken apart and spread out (enabling competition) and thus resulting in an endless loop of growth

"in communism the government-" you fucked up in the first 7 seconds mate

Commie gobbledygook Capitalism has its flaws- any system will because humans have flaws But communism always results in death and starvation of the people.

The way Fascism and Nazism kind of mirror each other. Nazis want to keep the cows and tell you YOU own the cows, but then demand to sell you the milk, or they'll threaten you to take the cows.

Capitalism is when government. Thank for your input but please shut the fuck up.

I’ve never seen a guy lack so much understanding of market principles and be confident in his knowledge of market principles at the same time

Remember when you have a worse product for the same price as the other guy, people will buy the better product unless you sell it at a drastically lesser price. But as seen with organic food people will pay insane premiums for what they consider to be higher quality.

Bro went from Capitalism to statism like a switch.

Implying no farmer ever looked at the amount of cows they can manage with the amount of time and space they have and decided that was enough so they could just sell the extra calves and keep things stable

Lowest cost doesn’t always win in capitalism. People want the best product, not the cheapest

That went left real fast

In my country, small farms just sell the milk to the big producers, because the demand is so high. That's what happens when you have a free market. Capitalism works

These comments are some of the most retarded takes I've ever seen.

Communism is when no cow 😢

Customers control quality with purchases

so what happens when these governments become corrupt and you’ve given them all your stuff? just curious.

Or you could not compete in the same market and buy chickens or sheep ? Like normal people not brain dead socialists

yeah, the government, the most capitalist entity to exist.

And with justice we start doing what is right. We drop the scary psycho *isms* we see everyone as equal. We share and give food and drink to the ones who need it most. We have empathy and care for each other.

@BaityBait que te roban la muletilla

Whatever system you live under, you live with the flaws of the system and try to ameliorate the harm. The problem with communism is that the same people who cause the harms are the ones who are supposed to prevent them.

Haha surely milk oligarchs are just a joke Oh wait

20x more likes per view?

HAHAHA this is too funny and accurate!💪

"Hear me out...milk and cow subscription service...."

Both extreme and backward

Now I have a lot of questionable flags (not offensive ones) but why does he have a Russian flag